Oh, Oh, OH!

Oh my goodness. I witnessed some voyeurism today. Oh yes.

Let me lay it out for you. It was about 5 minutes after 5:00 PM. PM is important because you must understand that it was broad daylight. Broad Daylight!!

I heard Penny barking and assumed she was barking at our new neighbors, who she is not yet familiar with. I knocked on the window to shut her up and realized she was actually barking at a car parked right outside our back yard. There is a little dirt road back there, leading to a lot of new construction, and it's not unusual to see people driving through there. It IS unusual to see someone parked practically outside the gate, but I didn't give it that much thought.
Penny continued to bark, so I looked out again and noticed that the guy I had seen in the car wasn't just looking for something like I originally thought. Nor was he alone. Do you see where I'm going with this?

I watched long enough to figure out exactly what they were doing and that it was in fact consensual. (I wanted to make sure I didn't need to call 911, but the fact that he was first on top and then she was, well, I could just tell that they were indeed both interested...) *ahem*

{as a side note, I took a 10 second video, just in case I did indeed need to call the police. Luckily I just got the car and not very much, er, action on it. lol}

Anyway, I called D because I simply couldn't believe that there were two adults having sex practically in my backyard (in a subdivision - not in the country!) in broad daylight. We decided not to call the police because we were a bit flustered and didn't really know what to make of this. I checked to see if they were gone, and saw WAAAAY too much of man I didn't know. Parts that even the sun has obviously never seen, by the looks of his lily white heiney.
When I saw they were starting to get dressed I decided to have a little fun with them and grabbed d (O was sleeping) and went outside while on the phone. I made sure to get where they could see me and looked at their license plate. heehee

They hightailed it out of there and I'm sure they were looking for the police in their rearview the whole time. Hopefully I scared the voyeur out of them.
If you want to have sex in your car, don't do it my backyard, people. Especially not in broad daylight in the middle of a family neighborhood. Crazy fools. They weren't even teenagers. Sheesh.
D was on his way home when he saw a car speeding out of our "alley." He said they were flying out of there. heh

If they come back, I've got the police's non-emergency number ready. I'm willing to just scare them the first time, but I don't have any desire to watch that show again.